Just When You Think You Have Seen It All

  • October 26, 2011
  • Jenna Maxwell
Yes, it obnoxiously comes with a hand pump so if your friends don’t get it the first time you can pump up the volume a little bit and watch their jaws drop!

Traditionally, Halloween costumes were scary and frightful as they were actually designed to ward off evil spirits.  As the years have gone by, however, Halloween has evolved quite a bit.  Nowadays, it’s commonplace to see just about anything costume-wise out there on Halloween, including some get ups that are very unique as well as bizarre.  If you are a more conventional costumer, don’t worry--you will definitely be in good company this Halloween.  IF, however you feel like stepping out of the box (just a little) you might want to get a load of some of these:

 

Skeleboner Costume :  Even if you are fairly conservative, you might actually get away with this look because at first glance, it just looks like a really cool skeleton costume.  On closer inspection, however, the addition of a lower appendage to this bag of bones is going to get you a definite double take.  Yes, it obnoxiously comes with a hand pump so if your friends don’t get it the first time you can pump up the volume a little bit and watch their jaws drop!

 

Virgin Mary Costume:  Nothing says Halloween like the Virgin Mother of Jesus Christ, right?  If your party needs a little spiritual overhaul, perhaps this costume is worth considering.

 

Kiss-Tiny Demon Costume:  Every small child’s dream on Halloween--to go trick or treating with a giant tongue that would even make Gene Simmons jealous.  There is nothing like a 2-year old running around with the sign of the horns to make your Halloween extra creepy!

... because in this get up, you are going to surely be the saggiest, baggiest hag ever.

Mummy’s Boy Costume:  If you are one, you probably know it.  On the off chance your mommy isn’t available to attend your planned Halloween gig, here’s a sure-fire way to bring her along and dress as the little child that you really are at the same time. 

 

Love Boat’s Julie McCoy Costume:  Guaranteed to have people questioning you all night as to ‘who or what you are’--have your best lines ready.  “Shut up or swim” comes to mind.  Or just welcome them aboard the ship bound for true ‘love’.

 

Man Eating Shark Costume:  This one is especially clever when worn by a woman.  Hey, it happens--a beautiful girl leads a guy on, acts all sweet and nice, makes him feel like she really like him--then bam! It’s over.  She’s a man-eater! Not sure that was the intent the costume designer had in mind, but if the shark fits--wear it.

 

Droopers Costume:  Your purpose in life may just be to make all women in the room feel sexy and beautiful--because in this get up, you are going to surely be the saggiest, baggiest hag ever.   If this costume is your destiny--by all means fulfill it. 

 

 

No matter what your Halloween dreams are--go out and make them all come true.  With these costumes you can have some serious fun while you’re at it, too.