You can’t be awesome ALL the time. Even the mightiest of superheroes need to take an occasional break from all that heroism. Labor Day weekend, the traditional “au revoir” to summer, is a great time to go on a mini-vacation or to do a bit of catching-up, even for superheroes. Here are some of the activities that the most popular comic book champions have planned during everyone’s favorite end of the summer weekend.
Green Lantern-The Green Lantern will be using his power of the green to power up ON the green this Labor Day weekend. The Green Guardian loves to golf and will be spending his time playing a gutsy, incognito round of eighteen holes.
Wolverine-Logan is taking the long weekend to head to an anger management seminar and retreat. His weekend will include an intense anti-stress program that features yoga, relaxation, Swedish massage and lots of deep breathing.
Superman-It’s a bird. It’s a plane! Uh…It’s. A. Bird. Superman will be spending the three-day weekend taking some time off to explore his new hobby, ornithology, and other very exciting adventures in birding.
Batman & Robin-Holy Hang Ten! Both Batman and Robin will be spending the Labor Day weekend far, far away from Gotham City, surfing off the coast of Costa Rica.
Iron Man-Unfortunately, Iron Man, will be stuck in the house for most of his three-day weekend, catching up some household chores that he has long been procrastinating. Much of his time will be spent ironing. Duh.
Thor-Thor has taken up a new hobby, putting his handy hammer to a new use. Thor has developed proficient metalworking as well as blacksmithing skills, and these talents are starting to get noticed. Apparently, even the God of Thunder occasionally feels a little crafty! Thor’s favorite creations to hammer out of iron are unicorns and fairy princesses.
Flash-When the Flash has down time, his new calling is delivering pizza for a local pizzeria. Owning the title of the fastest deliveryman in the U.S., the Flash can get you your cheesy, crusty Italian indulgence while it’s still super hot and steaming.
The Hulk- The Hulk will be spending part of his three-day weekend at the Demolition Derby. To decompress and because it is the most boring activity on the planet, the Hulk also finds stamp collecting to be a rather soothing hobby. Although stamps do calm the Hulk’s frazzled nerves, once involved in some other life or death matter, he’d do most anything to avoid going back to his tedious collection. This is true, even if it means learning to control his temper.
Spiderman-Spiderman has planned a getaway to Dubai, where he will stay in the JW Marriott Marquis, the tallest hotel in the world. He plans on spending his off time practicing his tall building scaling maneuvers as well as helping the locals to restring their tennis rackets.
Captain America-Captain America will be going to a major league baseball game this Labor Day weekend and afterward, he plans to organize his very large baseball memorabilia collection. The finale to the weekend will be a traditional All-American barbecue that features hot dogs and homemade apple pie.
From Everyone Here at Halloween Express--Celebrate Your Labor Day like a Superhero!